british person: *sees dialga and palkia appear and create a space-time rift in the sky that will destroy the entire country* roight. wots all this then
Everything in the country is right next to each other but nobody travels but kids on bikes, the system basically resolves around glorified licensing boards, samefaced delinquents who just seem to sit along bike paths and aggro when you make eye contact, everyone knows someone who is probably a professor but you can’t actually figure out where they teach or what they do, weird ancient monoliths and glyphs on the map connected to the country’s ancient history, big city in the Southeast corner of the map that everyone hypes up but kinda sucks, things just have names like “Runcorn” “Droitwich,” “Sollihull,” “Rugby,” “Sneads,” and “Cumberbatch”
England is a Pokémon region.
Also that thumbnail art is comfy as fuck
This is all the funnier/more accurate with Sword & Shield’s release
